Former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland when speaking at the Democrat National Convention (DNC) in Charlotte said that if Romney were Santa he would "fire the reindeer and outsource the elves." Since Romney is a candidate for the presidency, it appears that Strickland thinks the President has a job analogous to that of Santa. This does seem to be very compatible with the Welfare State mentality of the Democrats.
According to the Democrats and their DNC promotional video, we all belong to the Government. The head of the Government is the President, who is supposed to be Santa. This is clearly Government for Children, not for adults who believe their General Welfare is only served when the Government protects their equal, sovereign individual rights. Santa, or the President, is supposed to have many, many reindeer employees, which is code for many government workers who are supposed to be no brighter than reindeer and only work a small portion of the year. Ideally, one night each year. Government is not supposed to be efficient.
The elves are the private sector producers who are heavily taxed and assigned brutal mandated hours of unpaid work for the government, or Santa, to produce the gifts to be given to the Children on Christmas Day. The gift receivers are deceptively called children to earn our unqualified love, but they are really disguised special interests such as the labor unions, government employee reindeer, green energy companies, trial lawyers, tax lawyers and accountants, and radical anti-human environmentalists, and the like. Santa Obama redistributes the wealth created by the elves to these special interests so fast that he has just sent the national debt soaring past $16 trillion dollars. When interest rates on the national debt return to long-term averages, the interest on the debt will exceed the cost of Medicare! No matter how much a future Santa may want to take from the elves in taxes, he will not be able to take enough to pay the interest, Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security costs even if he spends nothing on any other Government program.
The elves are not actually outsourced. It is their jobs that are outsourced. Because Santa, really the President and the Democrats, has expanded Government gift-giving, or spending, from 18% of the economy to 25% of the economy, the elves who are in the private sector have been deprived of the means to grow the economy at a rate to match that of the 39% growth of Government spending. As a result, many are unable to compete with foreign elves whose productive organizations pay lower taxes and may have fewer and less expensive regulatory mandates. Other private sector elves are not able to consume as much as they used to, so fewer elves are needed in jobs. Elves have become unemployed in droves. There are fewer elves with jobs now than when the present Santa became Santa.
What is worse, the population of elves and reindeer has been growing and there are about 3 million more elves and reindeer a year. This means that the sum of elves and reindeer need about 2 million new jobs each year so that those who want to have jobs will have them. Over a three year period they need 6 million jobs just to keep up with the population growth of elves and reindeer. Of course, many of the out-of-work elves of three years ago also want to have jobs again.
Meanwhile, Santa is boasting that he has created 4.5 million new jobs since the depths of a recession reached three years ago. He counts all the reindeer jobs and all the elf jobs as jobs he has created. Some of the elves say that they created their businesses, but the Santa President says that they did not. He did, because he creates all jobs, even the jobs of self-employed elves. Many of the 4.5 million jobs, actually all of them in net, are due to increased self-employment by elves.
The Santa President is a very arrogant man. He has a horde of black shirt special interest comrades who want his rules strictly enforced, which are too complicated for the reindeer and the elves to understand. His rules also change very quickly. He only likes those who vote for him and give him big presents in tribute for his ruling over them. This Santa gives reindeer favors and agrees to favor or not to hurt certain elves if they give him tribute.
Most of the elves are given a lump of coal at Christmas time and no other gifts. Because the President Santa is not allowing coal to be used for energy, coal is an even worse Christmas present than it used to be. President Santa also hogs huge areas of land and all offshore areas and will not allow elves to get oil and gas in his private reserves. The cost of gasoline has more than doubled under this Santa, so the elves are having trouble driving to work, if they have any work. Santa forces the elves to turn their food corn into ethanol and mix it with gasoline, despite knowing that this makes food more expensive, creates no energy, and increases pollution. The elves are finding energy to be more and more expensive and more and more unreliable, so their productivity in the private sector is suffering and the 5% growth they used to have has been replaced with 1% growth.
The elves' homes are colder in the winter and warmer in the summer. Their homes are also worth about 40% less than they used to be. Many elves owe more on their mortgages for their homes than their homes are worth. Many of the elves were supposed to retire soon, but can no longer afford to retire. Elves have less income now than they did when the Santa became Santa. More and more elves are angry at Santa. Santa has violated Christmas and the entrepreneurial spirit of plenty that the industrious elves of our land once created.
Santa Obama is about to be replaced by President Romney, who the elves hope will be less a Santa and more of a protector of individual rights so that the elves will be able to choose their own values more in the private sector and can work to create very big pies and other goodies. They do not want to have to give so many of their pies and goodies to the Santa President so they can improve their own lives. Santa Obama was a rabble-rouser and a special interest lawyer before he became Santa. The future President Romney was a elf who made many pies and goodies himself and claims to like busy elves. It is highly unlikely he will be as bad a Scrooge as the present pretend Santa has proven to be.
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